Monday, August 9, 2010

'Tis better to give then to receieve.

My birthday is coming up,and that's got my Greed Wheels turning. While thinking up the perfect wish list, I thought I'd share with you some of the strange gifts you can find for your own friends:


1.) GUN EGG FRYER
"Now you can bring the grit of the Old West to your breakfast meal with this unbelievably unique and questionably useful frying pan mold of an old-time six-shooter. Made from stainless steel (just like real guns), this egg fryer is a must for anyone who likes guns and/or eggs – which includes just about everybody!"


2.) MAXI PADS BEDROOM SLIPPERS
According to the ad, these slippers are "soft" and "environmentally safe". And, thankfully, "new".


3.) FETUS COOKIE CUTTER
"At last, EVERYBODY can have "one in the oven" with the deliciously disturbing Fetus Cookie Cutter!" Anyone else completely wigged out?


4.) NECK-TIE NAPKINS
Why sacrifice your look just because you love to eat? "They're high-quality paper napkins with neckties printed on them. So when you tuck it into you shirt collar, it looks like you're wearing a stylish tie. Your get 20 3-ply napkins in each package, and there are four different necktie designs."


5.) CRAZY CAT LADY BOARDGAME
"The Crazy Cat Lady Game is an exciting board game you attempt to collect more cats than your fellow competitors as you make your way around the board." Seriously, I'm one time-out warning away from purchasing this game.

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